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May 23, 2013

Don’t Make Me Laugh: Paris Hilton Signs To Cash Money Records

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As if the buffoonery of Cash Money Records wasn’t at an all-time high already, the company just announced that it has signed Paris Hilton as its newest star.   We don’t know what Paris has been up to over the last few years, but her first album seven years ago wasn’t very good. Birdman, who founded the company, made the announcement this week tweeting this message to the public: “Welcome@ParisHilton…

Sports Giant ESPN Lays Off 250 People

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We don’t know if ESPN is having financial problems or not, but they’ve just made a major change in their corporate structure.  The company just laid off 250 people, which is a pretty big drop and maybe a sign of the times.  But then again, layoffs mean that the company is better off than ever, only time will tell.  ESPN has been around since 1979, Founded by Bill Rasmussen, his son Scott Rasmussen and Aetna insurance…

Church Gives Away Free Chik-Fil-A Gift Certificates for Straight People Only

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The gay marriage debate is one of the most discussed issues in America today.  One company that drew a clear line in the sand is Chik-fil-A, the place that said that they believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman.   A church in Dayton, Ohio felt compelled to support the movement by offering to give out a $25 gift certificate, but only for those who are…